Constantly Surprised !

Having spent most of my Life in and around the Retail industry.....yes people it's an industry !

A disturbing trend has been brought to my attention !

Now I know that some people are fearful when it comes to arranging their wardrobe, but from what I am witnessing......."Houston We have A Problem"

Fear can be a terrible thing, it leads people to make some.....well dare I say it, "Interesting Choices"
OK, if you saw me at home on my day's off or in the garden you would offer me some of your loose change, but when it comes the workplace and going out to town.......There is NO excuse people !!!!!!!!

I am Not and Never have been connected to the fashion scene and during the 80s......well I burnt those photo's so nothing can be proved in a court of law.

I am however constantly surprised by the dilemma that is apparent on the streets and in the malls of New Zealand, yes we are of an Agricultural background, but when did pink ugg boots and onesie's make it into Vogue........the short answer is......THEY DIDN'T !!!!

I lean towards a more formal approach when dressing for work and there is nothing wrong with a classic suit, blazer, smart pant's and Brogues.......let me state this once for the boy's "God gave you a perfectly good Arse" so please take those......well whatever they are, jeans I am led to believe, take them out into the yard, and set light to them, saggy arsed pant's, Jeans whatever you call them don't look good on anyone....NOW STOP IT !

Girls......let me share something with you, "If you are NOT working the streets.....why do some of you gorgeous goddesses feel its ok to dress like you are ? SERIOUSLY !!!!!

If any of my opinions offend, my apologies in advance and NO I am not editor in chief of any top fashion magazine, but I do call it as I see it and the time has come for a little moderation.

It has taken me a large portion of my life to find my comfort zone and yes, I am happy with result even up to my beard, so no this won't be a quick fix, but if somebody doesn't say something....lord knows what the Aliens are going to think when they arrive.

Remember......You can always put lipstick on a pig......but its still a pig !